Conceptual Approach – using humor

GIRL: “Ok, here’s five things girls wish all guys knew…you guys might want to hurry up and grab a pen.  Go ahead…I’ll wait.  Ready…One, we don’t really dig hanging out in your living room all time.”  [Sound of ballgame in background].

SPORTS ANNOUNCER: “18 and 9th and they….”

GIRL: “We may act like we do, but we really don’t.”

“Two, when we’re around your friends, don’t all of a sudden change into something different” [donkey sounds]

“And three, this is not a slam, but hold the onions, ok?”

 [lower voice, sound of wind]

Better breath, everybody benefits.  You know what I am saying?” 

“Four, there is this amazing new invention; [sounds of a phone ringing] it’s called the
te-le-phone; use it.”

“And five, next to smoking, definitely, yellow teeth, cigarette stench, hacking up a lung, [coughing, hacking sound]

“It’s not getting you any dates.  Trust me.”

[long pause]

“You guys getting this down?”